Circ. Ass: "Library, how can I help you?"
Patron: "OK, I have a question! What do you call here and hear and there and their?"
Circ. Ass: "I'm sorry?"
Patron: "You know, like, they're the same, but they're different!" Honoleums?"
Circ. Ass: "Homonyms?"
Patron: "Yes! How do you spell that?"
That was the highlight of my morning until The Boss discovered that the Church of Scientology donated two boxes of L. Ron Hubbard's greatest masterpieces to our library.
- Circ. Ass.
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