A patron approaches the circulation desk.

Air Bud: "Can we help you?"

Patron: "Journals!" The patron stares blankly, offering no clarification.

Do library-goers think we're superhuman? Maybe I'm just misinterpreting their requests and they actually have us all on pedestals in their mind, instead of thinking we're circulation servant monkeys who should always know exactly what they want. If that's the case, I apologize, patrons.

- Circ. Ass.