So, a patron approached the circulation desk today and Circ. Ass. was attending to the book drop while he asked her a question.

Patron: "I'm looking for the elevators... I want the third floor."

Circ. Ass. (who didn't hear the important "elevators" part): "Um, the third floor... Yeah, that's on the... third floor..."

Yeah, he knows that already.

- The Boss